At Thanksgiving Dinner, My Daughter Stood up and Shouted, ‘And Where’s the Woman Dad Keeps in Our Shed?
AT THANKSGIVING DINNER, MY DAUGHTER STOOD UP AND SHOUTED, "AND WHERE'S THE WOMAN DAD KEEPS IN OUR SHED?"
At our family Thanksgiving dinner, my daughter couldn't sit still. She kept glancing out the window like she was waiting for someone.
When we all sat down to eat, and I was about to carve the turkey, she suddenly stood on her chair and shouted loud enough for everyone to hear, "And where is SHE?!"Who?" I asked, feeling a tight knot form in my chest.
"Well, the woman Dad hides in our shed! He always goes to see her when you're at work or the store! I saw her with my OWN eyes!"I dropped the knife.
My husband went pale. My parents, my in-laws, everyone was staring at him. My daughter grabbed my hand and said, "Come on, let's go to the shed and bring her here."I followed, prepared to see anyone, but not this.

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